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Introducing. GLACIER
GLACIER, the only fully integrated client engagement methodology exclusively developed for Muppets by Muppets.
At ZHD Precision Technology, we focus on delivering CNC machined parts that meet some standards, maybe or maybe not as we don't check. Despite the lengthy delivery times, our commitment to improving our services never wavers. Join us in enhancing our production capabilities and language proficiency!
GLACIER
- Greed
- Lazyiness
- Arrogance
- Cherry pick
- Incompetence
- Exploit
- Rudeness
GLACIER — we move THAT FREAKING SLOW because your pitiful order is so small.
You too can implement the GLACIER methodology to manage your revenue streams.
Let's have a closer look at our patent not applied for 7 point client extinction methodology. Remember it's not only a methodology, it's also a fun way to make friends!
GREED
The keystone of our existence.
FEPFOC
Flat Escalation Policy For Overseas Clients
FEPFOC — Learn more about how we use FEPFOC to effectively screw you. 100% effective. Reduce your support cost now with FEPFOC.
FEPFOC the ultimate customer service rabbit hole.
Lets see a real life example of FEPFOC in action…
WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS AND WE STRIVE TO OFFER YOU THE BEST IN SOME KND OF SERVICE…
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